Fuckfair ride!!!

This is just mental and FUCKING WEIRD!!!.....but fascinating and funny!!  Is this a mental illness?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEXwKsnAjKo
 
 


 

People are weird.  When it comes to sex stuff, people get the weirdest.  Whilst writing my last entry, I remembered about a documentary from a couple of years ago.  It was about men that actually find motor vehicles sexually attractive.  It's one thing to say "That Mclaren looks sexy" but whole other dimension in actually spunking over a robin reliants' bonnet.  It's not just cars either.  I once read years ago about a motorbike owner who found sticky white love piss on his petrol tank!!

I've found the documentary on youtube - it's fascinating and weird (and split into parts), it's called "My car is my lover"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjeqlmb7Ri8

Now , would Dragons Den or Halfords be interested in "Car Cum wipes"?

Sex Cartoons

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Batter

With the interest of sexual equality, I thought it only fair that I explore "female cheese"....aka fanny batter\cunt cream or snatch juice.  Not quite as easy to find what I was expecting.
The following image search strings produced:
Fanny batter  - Nothing...although there were some tasty looking "toad in the hole" pics;
Fanny cream - More ice cream pics than anything else (There is a company called "Fanny Ice-Cream - but I don't believe the ice cream contains "pussy milk")
Cunt Cream - Dissapointing, however the search did produce a picture that almost made me gag (And laugh) called "close‑up‑cunt‑with‑menses‑juice.jpg" (Only click if you're curious and not eating or at work!) - Can you imagine what that is?  Why would the owner of this "Gussett eton-mess" want to preserve the image in digital time is beyond me.  I'm just glad there isn't a picture of someone licking it! (halfway there to a Rainbow kiss)
Cunt Juice - Again, not really any cheesy kebabs in sight.  It's time for medical terms!
Vaginal smegma - A few flaps with a smearing of philadelphia and bloody awful other images
Vaginal yeast - Fucking foul.

I'm still laughing at that picture.  It's wrong..WRONG WRONG WRONG!!

Rainbow Kiss.

To this day, I have never met anyone (or at least never had it admitted to me), who has taken part in a "Rainbow Kiss".
I understand a rainbow kiss to be involve the woman and man partaking in oral sex (Whilst she is menstrating).  So the man peforms oral on the woman and comes up looking like he's been in the jam jar, whilst she sucks him until he comes.  
Then, whilst both holding each others' fluid in their mouths, they kiss and thus exchange fluids and create what I imagine to be spat out strawberry cornetto.
Wrong, wrong wrong.  Urban myth or are people really that dirty?

When people have anal sex and the man gets to spunk in the arse, does the recipient then gain the temporary abilty to perform "Spunky Farts"?

I find humour in many things.  Sometimes, I find the stuff that disgusts people actually makes me laugh hard.  I don't know why - it just does.  I performed a google image search (with no safesearch), using the string of Dick cheese smegma

I laughed so hard.  It's just wrong......how can people be so disgusting?  What does it smell like?
Some look like they've literally dipped their dick into some cottage cheese!  There's even a picture of a woman LICKING IT!!!!

I bet her dentist just loves her!