I've been to Hastings today.  There are some interesting characters there.  One in particlar was a fat red faced man, in his 50's wearing a rastafarian hat, a faded Bob marley t-shirt, blue jogging bottoms and blue socks......just walking along the promenade looking lost.  I saw him later on, outside a pub on the seafront.  I saw him later on, for a third time (further up the promendade), this time with no socks.  HE HAD GREEN TOENAILS!!!!!  

He's ruined pistachio nuts for me.  What a skank.